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Drinking Quotes by Robert Benchley
- Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
- I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
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