Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! — Craig Shoemaker
A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog. — Edward Noyes Westcott
What kind of life a dog . . . acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground… — E. V. Lucas
A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a… — Francis Thompson
There are only two rules. One is E. M. Forster's guide to Alexandria; the best way to know Alexandria is to wander aimlessly. The second… — Jan Morris
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will… — Josh Billings
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. — Leo Rosten
It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar. — Mel Gibson
If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred… — Norman Rockwell
This isn't like naming your dog Spot. — Unknown Author
"If it were a dog, it would have bitten you already." Actual Twents: "At e ne hond was, dan e oew allange ebettene." Meaning: Said… — Robert Frost
Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the… — Ulysses S. Grant
[London] is sentimental and tolerant. The attitude to foreigners is like the attitude to dogs: Dogs are neither human nor British, but so long as… — V. S. Pritchett
The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. — Unknown Author
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess! — Audrey Hepburn
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. — Jerome K. Jerome
A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's… — Jerry Smith
Children are for people who can't have dogs. — Jerry Smith
If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog. — Julie Burchill
A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. — Robert Breault
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing. — Robert Breault
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? — Robert Breault
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. — Rudyard Kipling
At night my father often heard sporadic gunfire mixed in with the sound of dogs howling. If the war came closer, soon there would be… — Dinaw Mengestu
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a… — Lee Friedlander

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