Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

There are some things I like about L.A. You can have a really healthy lifestyle, and I love running with the dogs on the beach.… — Mischa Barton
Every Super Bowl, I do different food each quarter from each of the hometowns of the teams competing. So I’m always hoping for cities with… — Mario Batali
I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and Dogs. My children… — Joe Pantoliano
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that… — Jimmy Carr
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize. — Rodney Dangerfield
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to… — Rodney Dangerfield
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. — Rodney Dangerfield
In 10 years, I’d love to live near the sea, in a warmer climate. I could see myself with three dogs…and it’d be great to… — Luke Evans
Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I… — Albert Brooks
How can anyone expect to be understood unless he presents his thoughts with complete honesty? This situation is unfair because it asks too much of… — Duke Ellington
My dogs are crazy. They're always getting into some kind of trouble but then again, they're my most loyal friends. — Zac Efron
I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog. But I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even… — Jack Nance
I have this dog named Marley, and it is a kind of love I had never known. I have a hard time believing Marley did… — Edie Falco
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and stuffed animals, pretend like they're real dogs. — Elle Fanning
I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself . . . But I think I have a right to resent, to object to libelous… — Franklin D. Roosevelt
It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog. — Steven Tyler
I wish I could go home. I've been on the road since May. I wonder if my dogs still remember me — Brendan Fraser
If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you. — Courtney Love
I have 17 dogs and I like to dress them, so I started designing this clothing line and it's really cute, like dresses and jeans… — Paris Hilton
Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell… — Alyssa Milano
Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don't have to… — Val Kilmer
A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts — Frank Skinner
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals,… — Zsa Zsa Gabor
The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous. — Robert Pattinson

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