Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

After the war, they took Army dogs and rehabilitated them for civilian life. But they turned soldiers into civilians immediately, and let em sink or… — Audie Murphy
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! — Bill Maher
I don't think anyone would care about my private life because I don't do anything. I'm at home with my dog. — Danielle Panabaker
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives? — Bill Maher
But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And… — Bill Maher
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher
To those people who say, 'My father is alive because of animal experimentation,' I say, 'Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your… — Bill Maher
My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it — Will Estes
I love playing music, I love my dog, and I love my family. — Tyler Posey
I'll never kick dogs, I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film. — Lee Van Cleef
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! — Emily VanCamp
Mad Dog Time is the first movie I have seen that does not improve on the sight of a blank screen viewed for the same… — Roger Ebert
After years of having a dog, you know him. You know the meaning of his snuffs and grunts and barks. Every twitch of the ears… — Robert R. McCammon
This is a slippery slope. In addition to that at what point are we going to be okay marrying inanimate objects? Can I marry this… — Unknown Author
That’s a divorce. You ever seen a divorce? That’s like her taking not only the furniture and the silverware -- she took the dog, too.… — Clint Bowyer
There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach where pretty girls… — Richard Kadrey
You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog. — Dale Jarrett
Old dogs can be a regal sight. Their exuberance settles over the years into a seasoned nobility, their routines become as locked into yours as… — Gail Caldwell
A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room. — Per Petterson
Intellectual controversies tend to be like dog fights without the teeth, in which the barking not the biting does the damage. — Luis Fernando Verissimo
A Congresswoman must look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, speak on any given subject with authority and most of… — Unknown Author
When a man walks in the fear of God he knows no fear, even if he were to be surrounded by wicked men. He has… — Symeon the New Theologian
They all knew this, but this didn't stop them from good-naturedly crowding around the front door every time it opened, every single time, despite the… — Jacqueline Kelly
There's a very fine line between underacting and not acting at all. And not acting is what a lot of actors are guilty of. It… — Joan Blondell
But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love. — Frank Langella

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