Dog Quotes

3732 Dog quotes by 2202 unique authors

I walk my dogs. I garden a little. I play a bit of tennis. Basically when I have spare time I'm making music. — Bill Mumy
My father read 'The New York Times,' my mother did secretarial work, we had a dog, we had a garden, I had a brother. — Donna Leon
I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no… — Karel Capek
Even a little dog can piss on a big building. — Jim Hightower
Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have. — Marilyn Monroe
...cook him up with some barbecued dog...cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice. — Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican. — Jay Leno
Life on board a pleasure steamer violates every moral and physical condition of healthy life except fresh air. . . . It is a guzzling,… — George Bernard Shaw
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children… — Erma Bombeck
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking; he can ruin himself with gambling. If he does he is… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by… — George Bernard Shaw
New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to… — Bill Maher
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. — Camille Paglia
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is… — Gautama Buddha
It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup,… — H. L. Mencken
Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual differences treated as casually and amorally as dogs and other… — Ronald Reagan
A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth… — Thomas Nashe
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. — Plato
Come on soldiers! Guardians and agents of the supreme law! Here is a sacrifice of dogs ready for your swords! — Unknown Author
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you. — Austin O'Malley
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely… — Bruce McCall
You can teach an old dog new tricks with the right kind of doggie treats. — Cynthia Lewis
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. — John Holmes
For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee… — Ignatius of Antioch
For those who love dogs, it would be the worst form of a lie to call any place where dogs were banned "Paradise." Certainly no… — Stanley Coren

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