Divorce Quotes

771 Divorce quotes by 561 unique authors

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
You never really know a man until you have divorced him. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
I thought the divorce statistics would never apply to me. I was beyond heartbroken when they did. But I got up and got on with… — Jennifer Garner
What I think is amazing is not that 85% of people who get married under the age of 25 get divorced, it's that 15% of… — Elizabeth Gilbert
My mother, whom I love dearly, has continually revised my life story within the context of a complicated family history that includes more than the… — Melissa Gilbert
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive… — Al Goldstein
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. — Cary Grant
I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't… — Seth Green
People always assume I don't need to work for money, but my divorce settlement was not as much as it's always reported to be. — Daphne Guinness
Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a… — Gail Collins
Divorce is never a pleasant experience. You look upon it as a failure. But I learned to be a different person once we broke up.… — Michael Crawford
Nobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved. — Lindsay Davenport
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! — Larry David
I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce. — Catherine Deneuve
The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals… — Denis Diderot
I can't imagine having a real personal thing, like divorce and marriage, all those things, being in the public eye. I try to not talk… — Kirsten Dunst
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. — Clint Eastwood
People that seem so glorious are all show; underneath they are like everyone else. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake… — Eminem
Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations. — Susan Faludi
I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage… — Harvey Fierstein
I was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown. — Jane Fonda
If every man would make his prime concern the comfort and well-being of his wife and every wife make her chief concern the comfort and… — Gordon B. Hinckley

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