Divorce Quotes

771 Divorce quotes by 561 unique authors

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have… — Elizabeth Jane Howard
It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels. — Robert Breault
I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people are taking enough time now to really see if they… — Channing Tatum
The absurd is essentially a divorce. It lies in neither of the elements compared; it is born of their confrontation. — Albert Camus
If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second. — Joseph Heller
Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world. — John Denver
I have heard earnest American sociologists say that American children have a right to the divorce experience as an enriching element of an advanced civilisation. — Anthony Burgess
A [Jewish] woman could not divorce her husband, but she could petition for divorce, and the religious courts could force him to grant the divorce… — Israel Shenker
Adults are locked into car payments and divorces and work. They haven't got time to think fresh. — Gary Paulsen
I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't… — Mark Ruffalo
Divorce is never easy, but it's even more painful when you find out your husband is having an affair with a beautiful model fifteen years… — Alana Stewart
For anyone going through a divorce or any other painful challenge, the first and most important recommendation I can make is to find some kind… — Alana Stewart
In the last few years, losing my father, going through a divorce and not getting some jobs I really wanted, is making me a much… — John Stamos
The divorce is a regret of mine and my mum thinks that we should have stayed together. He's now remarried so there's no chance of… — Carol Vorderman
Divorce is so common and accepted in America that beating myself up over it may sound ridiculous. But I was raised to believe that divorce… — Trisha Yearwood
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot… — Jen Kirkman
Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesn't matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in… — Mehmet Murat Ildan
The words marriage and divorce were always used together, like they went hand in hand together. — Jess C Scott
One of the biggest issues that we face is that we have people who have their own particular concerns, whether it's on abortion, birth control,… — William P. Leahy
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold. — Bob Hope
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce. — Milton Berle
The divorce between church and state should be absolute. — James A. Garfield
Evidently there are plenty of people in journalism who have neither got what they liked nor quite grown to like what they get. They write… — Claud Cockburn
I am what is known as a benched Catholic and disillusioned by the church doctrine. I believe in things the Catholic Church does not believe… — Kitty Kelley
I don't look upon my divorces as mistakes. Those marriages were right for the Bess that made that decision at that time. — Bess Myerson

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