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• Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.
• When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed…
• The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true…
• Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next…
• Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
• Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
• I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.
• In conversation you can use timing, a look, an inflection. But on the page all you have is commas, dashes, the amount…
• Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.
• Contrary to what many of you may imagine, a career in letters is not without its drawbacks - chief among them the…
• Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
• How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.

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