Dirty Quotes

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. — Mark Twain
When you treat reprehensible and ludicrous arguments with respect you have elevated the reprehensible and made the ludicrous a bit more reasonable. Having a serious… — Jonah Goldberg
Writing is not a genteel profession. It's quite nasty and tough and kind of dirty. — Rosemary Mahoney
[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking. — Auguste Piccard
The threat of terrorism is great and with today's porous borders, someone could bring a biological weapon into our country or sneak a dirty bomb… — Bobby Jindal
Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of… — George Eliot
Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it. — Don Meyer
When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound… — George S. Patton
True charity requires courage: Let us overcome the fear of getting our hands dirty so as to help those in need. — Pope Francis
There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty. — Stan Mikita
While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I… — Bill Cosby
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast. — W. S. Gilbert
Be sure that you give the poor the aid they most need. If you give money, spend yourself with it, and do not merely abandon… — Henry David Thoreau
If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good. — Al McGuire
So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the… — Aziz Ansari
It is one of the secrets of Nature in its mood of mockery that fine weather lays heavier weight on the mind and hearts of… — Muriel Spark
It's tragic when people think feminism is a dirty word. — Siobhan Fahey
If God seems to be in no hurry to make the problem of evil go away, maybe we shouldn't be, either. Maybe our compulsion to… — Robert Farrar Capon
America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting. — William S. Burroughs
Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the… — Robert A. Cook
Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses. — Aaron Hill
If they play dirty, then you play dirty. — Lawrence Taylor
Watching Dawson's creek 'til I fall asleep. It's harder than it seems. — Mac Miller
If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop — Coolio
Y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy. But those with a tiny hiney thay get whiny whiny — Camron

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