Dirty Quotes

1108 Dirty quotes by 863 unique authors

The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It's interesting… — Don Henley
Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the… — Marvin Harris
You dirty, double-crossing rat. — James Cagney
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and… — Jack Handey
Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield; so… — Jack Handey
Because there were all kinds of hell - some were black and dirty, and some were silvery and high. — Mark Helprin
Whatever is dirty, it is women's job to clean up, or drive some man to clean up, and that goes for everything from cellar to… — Agnes Macphail
So what you are doing, be aware, observe it, and then go on meditating. Soon you will begin to feel the change. Now there is… — Rajneesh
If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem. — Jerry Seinfeld
On Girls I like being a mouthpiece for the issues I think young females face today. It’s always shocking when people question whether it’s a… — Lena Dunham
War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up failures perpetrated by adults. — Karl Marlantes
When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy. — James Altucher
We take for granted that we need to take showers, clean our house, and wash our clothes. Yet the mind and its thoughts need cleansing… — Anodea Judith
I think I could totally be a gangster, but I could never be the kind of gangster that carries things out myself. I would have… — Unknown Author
It is an old trick. The playgoer who does not like dirty plays is denounced as a prude; the music-lover who resents cacophony is told… — Royal Cortissoz
You can change the world with a hot bath, if you sink into it from a place of knowing that you are worth profound care,… — Anne Lamott
With the horses, you can’t let them call the shot part of the time and then you call the shot part of the time. They’re… — Buck Brannaman
People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they're the happiest people I know. — Mike Rowe
It is possible to be clean in a dirty world. — Sheri L. Dew
Trance had become a dirty word. Thanks to Ian Van Dahl, Lasgo, Flip 'N' Fill and DJ Sammy, a generation of kids has grown up… — Paul van Dyk
Only with great care. For thousands, carols will be their only link with a church. At the same time, sentimentality is perhaps the single most… — Jeremy Begbie
I've reached a point where I'm comfortable in my own skin, and I do what I need to do, to feel good, but I'm built… — Nina Dobrev
It took the love of a good man [to heal]. When I was reverting back into my, let's say, perversions, he would say: 'Let's go… — Tori Amos
Staring at the blank page before you, Open up the dirty window, Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find. — Natasha Bedingfield
When someone isn’t smart enough to express their frustration, they use dirty words. Those are words that describe a lack of intelligence. Smart people don’t… — Nouman Ali Khan

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