Dirty Quotes

1108 Dirty quotes by 863 unique authors

The Bible is still the only dirty book I've ever read, at least in its current incarnation as a weapon of the homophobes. Bible scholarship… — Paul Monette
The dirty wax of egotism accumulated in the heart prevents us from clearly hearing the Lord's voice within. A guru, with the stick of knowledge,… — Radhanath Swami
Take sips of this pure wine being poured. Don't mind that you've been given a dirty cup. — Unknown Author
Where does rain come from? It comes from all the dirty water that evaporates from the earth, like urine and the water you throw out… — Ajahn Chah
It would shine a torch into the dirty little corner where the BNP defecate on our democracy, and that would be much more powerful than… — Billy Bragg
Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it. — Creighton W. Abrams, Jr.
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So… — Eugene Mirman
Street fights are unpredictable, dirty fights. — Imi Lichtenfeld
I do not want to believe that death is the gateway to another life. For me, it is a closed door. I do not say… — Albert Camus
Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder… — Lenny Bruce
You've got criminal courts and child welfare officials refusing to do their jobs and protect children so they can shift the cases over to family… — Anne Stevenson
What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films. — Billy Wilder
I started wearing glasses last season but they're only for basketball games and dirty movies. — Rick Majerus
Just don't pollute something that's not dirty. I want my kids to be happy and I want them to be themselves. I was saying to… — Jada Pinkett Smith
God pursues us into whatever dark place we've landed and behind whatever locked door holds us in. He holds our unwashed and dirty hands and… — Bob Goff
I've learned how to be open and bold about my faith, but in terms of my influence, I just try to lead in a godly… — Jeremy Lin
I am a teller of stories...a weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather stand on my head. I know seven… — Anthony Minghella
Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes. — Unknown Author
Having been challenged by Colonel Pickering, Higgins: You know, it's almost irresistible. She's so deliciously low. So horribly dirty. — Rex Harrison
Learn young about hard work and manners - and you'll be through the whole dirty mess and nicely dead again before you know it. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure. — Charles Dudley Warner
If you find my stories dirty, the society you are living in is dirty. With my stories, I only expose the truth — Saadat Hasan Manto
Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty. — Ogden Nash
For a house, somewhere near Los Angeles I found an old church. Very old, no longer used. So we moved the church to the land,… — Douglas Sirk
The dirty little secret of journalism is that it really isn't a profession, it's a craft. All you need is a telephone and a conscience… — Andrew Sullivan

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