Dirty Quotes

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Play fair, be prepared for others to play dirty, and don't let them drag you into the mud. — Richard Branson
Think of something you really care about. Then add hour to hour and calculate the fraction of your life that you've actually spent in doing… — George Orwell
Well now I'm no hero, that's understood. All the redemption I can offer girl, is beneath this dirty hood. With a chance to make it… — Bruce Springsteen
Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber comes from. And that really… — Michelle Obama
If Christianity is valid, why is there so much evil in the world?" To this the famous preacher replied, "With so much soap, why are… — Billy Graham
He who wears unclean garments, has dirty teeth, is a glutton, speaks unkindly and sleeps after sunrise - although he may be the greatest personality… — Chanakya
I couldn't get that same feeling during the day, with my hands in dirty dish water and the hard sun showing up the dirtiness on… — Frances Farmer
Whenever we touch nature we get clean. People who have got dirty through too much civilization take a walk in the woods, or a bath… — Carl Jung
The dirty truth is that many people find fascism to be not particularly horrible. — Michael Parenti
Are you truly dirty if you don't take a shower every day? No, but you feel that way. It's the same with running. Just like… — Nina Kuscsik
When you're black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It's a dirty, dark secret; I'm glad… — Charles Barkley
It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it — Unknown Author
In religion all words are dirty words. Anybody who gets eloquent about Buddha, or God, or Christ, ought to have his mouth washed out with… — Aldous Huxley
The revolution is an amalgam of former Party functionaries, quasi- democrats, KGB officers, and black-market wheeler-dealers, who are standing in power now and have represented… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it… — Bob Saget
Suppose several boys are moving along a particular road and one boy falls into a drain, his dress and his body, become dirty. Other people,… — Prabhat Ranjan Sarkar
In a mucked up lovely river, I cast my little fly. I look at that river and smell it And it makes me want to… — Greg Brown
Feeling weightless... it's so many things together. A feeling of pride, of healthy solitude, of dignified freedom from everything that's dirty, sticky. You feel exquisitely… — Wally Schirra
If we address frankly what is evoked by cheese, I think it becomes clear why so little is said. So what does cheese evoke? Damp… — Michael Pollan
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with… — Red Skelton
Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don't swear. Don't profane. Avoid so-called dirty jokes. Stay… — Gordon B. Hinckley
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. — Woody Allen
Kaffirs are as a rule uncivilized - the convicts even more so. They are troublesome, very dirty and live almost like animals. — Mahatma Gandhi
Now that nation called Israel, never has had any peace in forty years and she will never have any peace because there can never be… — Louis Farrakhan
Those who think clean thoughts do not do dirty deeds. — Ezra Taft Benson

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