Dirty Quotes

1108 Dirty quotes by 863 unique authors

I have an armchair interest in gardening, but I don't like to get my knees dirty. I don't have a garden. — Nick Cave
Good stories are not written by people who live in a city of dirty strip malls, forced to listen to the machinated opinions of lawyers,… — Spencer Antle
I'm a person who enjoys the hands-on experience of anything I do. Get your hands dirty - that's the thing that drives and motivates me. — Jeff Raikes
The music began, passages of immense technical complexity fluidly bridging Caravaggio’s chiaroscuro with Renoir’s impressionism. The gloom and shadows of claustrophobic chambers contrasting with the… — Ella Leya
And again it snowed, and again the sun came out. In the mornings on the way to the station Franklin counted the new snowmen that… — Steven Millhauser
That's one more thing people don't know about Indians: We love to talk dirty. — Sherman Alexie
Much like tobacco companies want to keep smokers dependent on their deadly product, the oil industry wants to keep California dependent on oil – an… — William Barrett
All relaxation does is allow the truth to be felt. The mind is cleared, like a dirty window wiped clean, and the magnitude of what… — Jay Michaelson
I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe,… — John Kenneth Galbraith
X-Pac, I feel terrible that you have to come out here and defend the integrity of a woman who has absolutely none. I mean as… — Chris Jericho
Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always… — Dennis Miller
There is a reason the Democrats have had only two Presidents since 1968 and have managed to lose control of both houses of Congress in… — Pat Sajak
Peace of mind just can't be bought. Trust me: Even if your conscience doesn't stop you from playing dirty to get what you want, once… — Patti LaBelle
I can say the willingness to get dirty has always defined us as an nation, and it's a hallmark of hard work and a hallmark… — Mike Rowe
It's funny; it's a real balancing act. In TV, everybody's talking about authenticity. In order to make 'Dirty Jobs' authentic, I really can't be overly… — Mike Rowe
The thing that makes 'Dirty Jobs' different is that it's one of the few shows that portrays work in a way that doesn't highlight the… — Mike Rowe
Dirt used to be a badge of honor. Dirt used to look like work. But we've scrubbed the dirt off the face of work, and… — Mike Rowe
I am sure no other civilization, not even the Romans, has showed such a vast proportion of ignominious and degraded nudity, and ugly, squalid dirty… — D. H. Lawrence
The blacks of this region are a cheerful, careless, dirty, race, not hard worked, and in many respects indulgently treated. It is of course the… — William C. Bryant
Doing interviews can sometimes mess up my head. It makes me feel dirty. It's frustrating how the press recycles a quote to death. — Juliana Hatfield
NovemberÂ’s days are thirty: NovemberÂ’s earth is dirty, Those thirty days, from first to last; And the prettiest things on ground are the paths.... Few… — Edward Thomas
It does not matter how many tumbles you have in this life, so long as you do not get dirty when you tumble; it is… — Thomas Huxley
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things… — George Orwell
More men come to doom through dirty profits than are kept by them. — Sophocles
If somebody tells you an obviously untrue story, on the Continent you would remark, "You are a liar, Sir, and a rather dirty one at… — George Mikes

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