Dirty Quotes

1108 Dirty quotes by 863 unique authors

I love you more than anybody in the world... I love you for millions and millions of things, clocks and vampires and dirty nails and… — Dylan Thomas
Man and other civilized animals are the only creatures that ever become dirty. — John Muir
Consider a very natural process, menstruation, and how the association has been created in which this process is dirty, degrading. — Frederick Lenz
If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn't funny. That's what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be shocking and dirty. — John Waters
I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and… — John Lennon
In Washington, compromise has become a dirty word. — Ron Fournier
According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work. — Jim Fowler
I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about… — Megan Fox
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become… — Mahatma Gandhi
The dirty little secret is that I grew up in a household where there were no carbohydrates allowed, ever. No cookies, no bread, no potatoes,… — Ina Garten
After shows my face feels dirty with makeup and sweat, especially in the smaller venues, so it feels good to get back to the bus… — Ellie Goulding
Steve McQueen was from a time when you didn't know every little dirty thing about our public figures. He and James Dean were very mysterious,… — Sheryl Crow
It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than… — Vin Diesel
I love physical kinds of comedy and getting down and dirty and doing stunts. When I was growing up, I was always getting into fights… — Cameron Diaz
In high school I had a boyfriend who was super into rap, so I was into Too $hort and Wu-Tang for a little while. And… — Kirsten Dunst
Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love. — Shelley Duvall
Hey, I'm like the Wayne Gretsky of the entertainment biz - I have other people do my dirty work while I skate around and get… — Paul Feig
Where there seems to be a difference between guys being nuts and women being nuts is that guys are much more open in calling each… — Paul Feig
If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there's something wrong with American politics. — Edna Ferber
I like doing things where I can get dirty, work with my hands, and use power tools. Last weekend, I did some grouting. — Nathan Fillion
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty. — Mitch Hedberg
Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted. — Carolyn Heilbrun
If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the baseball game. — Rickey Henderson
Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy. — Charlton Heston
Confrontation is not a dirty word. Sometimes it's the best kind of journalism as long you don't confront people just for the sake of a… — Don Hewitt

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