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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready.…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
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If I died today I wouldnt mind because I have nothing else to live for intill you walk into my life... I…
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If you were to tell me that I died today, this is what I would have to sat... I guess I never…
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What would you do if I died today? I'd die tomorrow.
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If I died today would people be piss? Its for them to decide if I was hated or loved
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Im growing up, you dont know me anymore.. you never loved me so quit acting like you were always here for me..…
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