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• Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool. — Felix Baumgartner
• Real men change diapers! — Nick Cannon
• People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more… — Paul Reiser
• When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going… — Chris Rock
• Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes… — Chris Martin
• Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
• Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure… — Charles Barkley
• No one likes change... but babies in diapers. — Barbara Johnson
• I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. — David Duchovny
• Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries… — Joan Rivers
• He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father. — Beyonce Knowles
• Right now-whether you're in writing courses getting "paid" in credit for writing, or burdened and distracted by earning a living and changing… — Janet Burroway

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