Diapers Quotes
93 quotes by 89 authors
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Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.
— Felix Baumgartner
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Real men change diapers!
— Nick Cannon
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People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your…
— Paul Reiser
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.'…
— Chris Rock
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Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids,…
— Chris Martin
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Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford…
— Charles Barkley
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No one likes change... but babies in diapers.
— Barbara Johnson
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I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.
— David Duchovny
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Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I…
— Joan Rivers
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He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father.
— Beyonce Knowles
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Right now-whether you're in writing courses getting "paid" in credit for writing, or burdened and distracted by earning a living and changing diapers-figure out how…
— Janet Burroway
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Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When…
— Bruce Willis
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Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.
— Pauly D
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Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have…
— John Mica
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It's time for a 21st-century retirement age. If 40 is the new 20 and 50 is the new 30, why shouldn't 70 be the new…
— Michelle Malkin
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I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up.
— Mark Driscoll
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I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull…
— Drew Brees
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We in the Western world suffer from too many categories and classes; we've forgotten that we all still have diapers on. We've separated music from…
— Ornette Coleman
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The incarnation is “a kind of vast joke whereby the Creator of the ends of the earth comes among us in diapers Until we too…
— Frederick Buechner
Who Wrote These Diapers Quotes
89 authors contributed a total of 93 Diapers Quotes, led by these top contributors: