Diapers Quotes

93 quotes by 89 authors

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool. — Felix Baumgartner
Real men change diapers! — Nick Cannon
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your… — Paul Reiser
When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.'… — Chris Rock
Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids,… — Chris Martin
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford… — Charles Barkley
No one likes change... but babies in diapers. — Barbara Johnson
I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. — David Duchovny
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I… — Joan Rivers
He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father. — Beyonce Knowles
Right now-whether you're in writing courses getting "paid" in credit for writing, or burdened and distracted by earning a living and changing diapers-figure out how… — Janet Burroway
Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When… — Bruce Willis
Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula. — Pauly D
Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have… — John Mica
It's time for a 21st-century retirement age. If 40 is the new 20 and 50 is the new 30, why shouldn't 70 be the new… — Michelle Malkin
I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up. — Mark Driscoll
I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull… — Drew Brees
We in the Western world suffer from too many categories and classes; we've forgotten that we all still have diapers on. We've separated music from… — Ornette Coleman
The incarnation is â€œa kind of vast joke whereby the Creator of the ends of the earth comes among us in diapers Until we too… — Frederick Buechner

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