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93 Diapers quotes by 87 unique authors

Instead of lowering your head and copping to it like a man, you pick up the journal as one might hold a bady's beshattered diaper,… — Junot Diaz
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. — Ellen DeGeneres
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on… — Jimmy Piersall
With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all. — Esther Williams
I suffered from a mild case of postpartum depression after my second child and the physical challenge of maintaining an overnight shift at CBS, a… — Mika Brzezinski
Leila Is BACK!!LETS CELEBRATE!Someone get the Juice boxes and animal crackers!DONT FORGET THE TOYS!And diapers!!! (; HahahahXD I missed you soo much leila now I… — Jasmine
Sometimes when you truly love you have to make the ultimate sacrifices. You must shuck all connection to people and things not willing to hold… — Unknown Author
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. — L Vincent Majestic
I think my baby might be connected to Al-Qaeda the way she blows up her diapers. — Green Monk
True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit. — Green Monk
I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper — Dodgeball
MOST POLITICANS are like diapers, — Unknown Author
I'm doing it by myself. I live by myself, I'm working to provide for my son. It is difficult. Financially, it's very difficult. I'd say… — Bristol Palin
Ima big boy, I don't wear diapers, I grew up poppin them flintstones vitamins. — Yung Capo
My alter ego is who I am 100%, which is a mother who is changing diapers and colouring all night long. So I'm sure that… — Angelina Jolie
I poop in the backyard. Well, we recycle. We have solar energy. I drive an electric car. I wear disposable diapers. I don't know. That's… — David Duchovny
Diapers And Politicians Should Be Changed Often Both For The Same Reason. Makes Perfect Sense. — Pacifiersucker
Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age and she died.… — Nate

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