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No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it… — Lauren Hutton
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. — Dakota Fanning
It's sad but true that if you focus your attention on housework and meal preparation and diapers, raising children does start to look like drudgery… — Joyce Maynard
The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers. — Kris Carr
You may be asking yourself, 'Am I the right type of person to go to this rally?' The fact that you would even stop to… — Jon Stewart
Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a… — Frank Pittman
Chess strategy as such today is still in its diapers, despite Tarrasch's statement 'We live today in a beautiful time of progress in all fields'.… — Aron Nimzowitsch
I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say… — Lisa Ling
But homosexuality is a combat divider, dividing one's reason to live while taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous… — Gordon Klingenschmitt
I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each.… — Stanley Tucci
Dad says Specter gets steak every Saturday night for the rest of his life.""Specter will hold him to that, I'm sure." Diana leaned back against… — Jayne Ann Krentz
I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little. — Jackie Jackson
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper
Never complain. When I did, my mother said that if I didn’t like my life, I could just give up and die. She reminded me… — Hiroo Onoda
I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired… — Damon Runyon
In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a… — Graydon Carter
If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused. — Barbara Steele
Whatever it is probably won't go away, so we might as well live and laugh through it. When we double over laughing, we're bending so… — Barbara Johnson
Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a… — Robin Williams
Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason — Pete McCloskey
I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window… — Marcia Cross
Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot. — Jimmy Buffett
When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop. — Chubby Checker
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects. — Robert A. Heinlein
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're… — Jeff Foxworthy

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