"Found a shaman in a diaper with a……" — Jimmy Buffett
"Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot."
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174 Quotes by Jimmy Buffett
Jimmy Buffett has 174 quotes on this site.
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If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
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Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to…
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If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
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Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
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I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.
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Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
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Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts…
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Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.
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Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops,…
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These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe.…
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Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.
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I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.
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Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
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Ever since the Greek tragedies, artists have, from time to time, asked themselves how they might influence ongoing political events.
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