Diaper Quotes
45 quotes by 42 authors
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.'…
— Chris Rock
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford…
— Charles Barkley
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Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have…
— John Mica
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I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up.
— Mark Driscoll
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I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull…
— Drew Brees
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A story: A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory,…
— Anthony Swofford
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When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
— Dakota Fanning
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You may be asking yourself, 'Am I the right type of person to go to this rally?' The fact that you would even stop to…
— Jon Stewart
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Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a…
— Frank Pittman
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I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
— Roddy Piper
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I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired…
— Damon Runyon
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In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a…
— Graydon Carter
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Whatever it is probably won't go away, so we might as well live and laugh through it. When we double over laughing, we're bending so…
— Barbara Johnson
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Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.
— Jimmy Buffett
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects.
— Robert A. Heinlein
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're…
— Jeff Foxworthy
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I was the oldest of the children in my family. I had to do a lot of diaper-changing and lunch-making. I was taking my little…
— Vin Diesel
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Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book…
— Barbara Ehrenreich
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
— Marshall McLuhan
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,…
— Robert A. Heinlein
Who Wrote These Diaper Quotes
42 authors contributed a total of 45 Diaper Quotes, led by these top contributors: