Diaper Quotes

45 quotes by 42 authors

When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.'… — Chris Rock
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford… — Charles Barkley
Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have… — John Mica
I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up. — Mark Driscoll
I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull… — Drew Brees
A story: A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory,… — Anthony Swofford
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. — Dakota Fanning
You may be asking yourself, 'Am I the right type of person to go to this rally?' The fact that you would even stop to… — Jon Stewart
Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a… — Frank Pittman
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper
I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired… — Damon Runyon
In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a… — Graydon Carter
Whatever it is probably won't go away, so we might as well live and laugh through it. When we double over laughing, we're bending so… — Barbara Johnson
Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot. — Jimmy Buffett
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects. — Robert A. Heinlein
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're… — Jeff Foxworthy
I was the oldest of the children in my family. I had to do a lot of diaper-changing and lunch-making. I was taking my little… — Vin Diesel
Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book… — Barbara Ehrenreich
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it. — Marshall McLuhan
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,… — Robert A. Heinlein

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