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- When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going… — Chris Rock
- Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure… — Charles Barkley
- Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off,… — John Mica
- I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up. — Mark Driscoll
- I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just… — Drew Brees
- A story: A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in… — Anthony Swofford
- When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. — Dakota Fanning
- You may be asking yourself, 'Am I the right type of person to go to this rally?' The fact that you would… — Jon Stewart
- Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought… — Frank Pittman
- I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper
- I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he… — Damon Runyon
- In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a… — Graydon Carter