Best Diaper Quotes

45 Diaper quotes by 39 unique authors

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. — Ellen DeGeneres
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on… — Jimmy Piersall
I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. — John Tesh
I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. — Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Keep Your Diaper On !!!. — Napoleon Natorious Rabb
My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies. — Holly Near
I didn't want to be so shortsighted as to be worrying about diaper rash, and not taking care of bigger things, like nuclear war. — Unknown Author
Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy
My shit is raw like cocaine stuff in a diaper. — Immortal Technique
A condoms easier to change than a dirty diaper. — Unknown Author
Some people need 2 wear a diaper on their face for all the shit that's always coming from their mouths! — AFK
The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the part of your brain that always wants to negotiate everything.… — Unknown Author
Baby-powdered rappers ain't shit, but a minute away from a diaper change. — Yung Capo
The diaper commercial where the babys have a diaper filling contest is making my life right now. — Mark Salling
Your a diaper beacuse you are always on my butt and full of crap — Autumn Kohler
I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper. — John Alejandro King
On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic took a dump — Nikhil Saluja
If Men Got Pregnant: Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags. — Nikhil Saluja
Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I Win! — Nikhil Saluja
I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These Diaper Quotes

39 authors contributed a total of 45 Diaper Quotes, led by these top contributors: