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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts…
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I graduated from the University of Delaware with a double major in history and political science.
— Joe Biden
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Mr. Speaker, Delaware River's regional ports handle approximately 58 million tons of cargo yearly.
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Delaware State has established itself as an institution of excellence in its own right and attracts a diversity of students from various…
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The vision of an ag park set forth in the BioCrossroads report includes livestock, ... In addition, the vision of an ag…
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Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.
— Bill Maher
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When Delaware State University was founded in 1890, it was not by choice, but by social reality.
— Michael N. Castle
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Increasing recycling in Delaware is an idea whose time has come and, if put off, may not come again.
— Ruth Ann Minner
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Our financial services and insurance cluster is one of Delaware's key economic drivers in the state.
— Ruth Ann Minner
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Delaware's firefighters put their lives in jeopardy every day in an effort to keep families safe.
— Thomas Carper
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By climbing a steeper road, the value and appreciation Delaware State students took and continue to take from their education and their…
— Michael N. Castle
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Delaware State began as a school bent on service - teaching education, social services and nursing.
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