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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are.
— John Burroughs
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Nothing is more unreliable than the populace, nothing more obscure than human intentions, nothing more deceptive than the whole electoral system.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
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When the enemy's envoy's speak in humble terms, but continues his preparations, he will advance. When their language is deceptive but the…
— Sun Tzu
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Appearances are deceptive.
— Aesop
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You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. ... Government contains impure ingredients - as anybody who's looked…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Mere numbers cannot bring out ... the intimate essence of the experiment. This conviction comes naturally when one watches a subject at…
— Alfred Binet
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Medicine is an incoherent assemblage of incoherent ideas, and is, perhaps, of all the physiological Sciences, that which best shows the caprice…
— Marie Francois Xavier Bichat
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The English language has a deceptive air of simplicity; so have some little frocks; but they are both not the kind of…
— Dorothy L. Sayers
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The curse which lies upon marriage is that too often the individuals are joined in their weakness rather than in their strength…
— Simone de Beauvoir
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As a measure of acting skills, film can be very deceptive.
— Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
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A good woman must constantly resist alluring and deceptive messages from many sources telling her that she is entitled to more time…
— Julie B. Beck
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Thinking is a sacred disease and sight is deceptive.
— Heraclitus
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