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• What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,…
• You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
• Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just…
• When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
• A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to…
• I don't watch reality TV.
• I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
• I have no grand scheme.
• I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for…
• Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
• There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is…
• This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like…

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