Cousin Quotes

379 Cousin quotes by 317 unique authors

The solitude and peace of mind are serving me quite well, not the least of which is due to the excellent and truly enjoyable relationship… — Albert Einstein
I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my… — Jessica Simpson
No matter how you feel about your extended family or family gatherings you will be attending. This is because now the ultimate reason for attending… — Jim Gaffigan
Well, in Colombia everybody's very voluptuous, and you're supposed to be. You don't want to be skinny when all of your cousins are mermaids. You… — Sofia Vergara
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. — Rodney Dangerfield
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield
I am very scared of wasps; my cousin was stung in the eye once. — Missy Elliot
Kirk Cousins is the future of the Washington Redskins. — Bill Cowher
This isn’t Kirk Cousins’ job to win. Right now this is Kirk Cousins’ job to lose…He’s putting together a profile right now, a resume of… — Bill Cowher
So many times through the course of a season you are defined by your backups. They have three players in [Kirk] Cousins, Niles [Paul] and… — Bill Cowher
I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if… — Larry the Cable Guy
Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family. — Dave Attell
A man cannot own a woman, cousin. He can only... He can only love her. — Catherine Anderson
My cousin Elroy spent seven years as an IBM taper staring at THINK signs on the walls before he finally got a good idea: He… — Edward Abbey
I was like the only diverse kid in my high school, and I'm half-Puerto Rican. But yeah, I have a huge family and tons of… — Aubrey Plaza
All my family, my blood, is mixed up now. They don't even all know each other. I just hope they don't never hate or fight… — J. California Cooper
Asian Homo erectus died without issue and does not enter our immediate ancestry (for we evolved from African populations); Neanderthal people were collateral cousins, perhaps… — Stephen Jay Gould
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treasure to the world. As a… — Mark Twain
Watersheds come in families; nested levels of intimacy... As you work upstream toward home, you're more closely related. The big river is like your nation,… — Michael Parfit
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. — Bill Kelly
One of the paradoxes of our time is that the War on Terror has served mainly to reinforce a collective belief that maintaining the right… — Eula Biss
You have introduced a topic on which our natures are at variance - a topic we should never discuss: the very name of love is… — Charlotte Bronte
The Goldschmidts had joined forces with other Rothschild cousins, the Bischoffsheims, to form a banking partnership which financed the North in the American Civil War. — David Icke
The Empress is legitimate, my cousin is Republican, Morny is Orleanist, I am a socialist; the only Bonapartist is Persigny, and he is mad. — Napoleon III
It is not the rich man's son that the young struggler for advancement has to fear in the race for life, nor his nephew, nor… — Andrew Carnegie

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