"Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks…" — Dave Attell

More Cousin Quotes

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• Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you… — Zach Braff
• I was in television drama, which is a first cousin to the movies, and I trust myself to make the… — Lee Child
• Our house was always full of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins. — Bryan Clay
• When I go back to the core of my childhood, my cousin Lucy seems always to be in the peripheral… — Martin Amis
• A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a… — Stephen Fry
• Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a… — Fanny Fern
• I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death. — Nas
• Again the Cousin's whistle! Go, my Love. — Robert Browning
• He's just, your cousin, ay, abhorrently, He'd wash his hands in blood, to keep them clean. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
• I always call my cousin because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our mom's… — Britney Spears
• Win, lose or draw, you're all my cousins and I love you. — Chill Wills
• I've got cousins galore, Mexicans just spread all their seeds and the women just pop them out — Jessica Alba

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