"I had a buddy of mine call up……" — Larry the Cable Guy
"I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!"
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14 Quotes by Larry the Cable Guy
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Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling
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I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
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I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
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I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some…
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people
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We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.'…
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I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if…
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Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love…
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I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs…
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I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.
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