"We try to make the name longer and……" — Larry the Cable Guy
"We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special."
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14 Quotes by Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy has 14 quotes on this site.
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Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling
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I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
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I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin.…
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I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
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I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some…
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people
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I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if…
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Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love…
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I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs…
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I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.
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More Cable Quotes
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Everybody's got cable.
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It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live…
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The major networks, the cable networks, they're being prosecutors. They're judges and jurors and executioners. Well, c'mon, that's ridiculous. But…
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All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting…
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Cable penetrates 70 percent of American audiences now.
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No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.
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Television, cable, features are always out there.
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There's certain things that you can do on cable that you can't do here on network TV, so then you…
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If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to…
— Dave Barry
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Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I…
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