Cousin Quotes

379 Cousin quotes by 317 unique authors

I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if… — Larry the Cable Guy
Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family. — Dave Attell
A man cannot own a woman, cousin. He can only... He can only love her. — Catherine Anderson
My cousin Elroy spent seven years as an IBM taper staring at THINK signs on the walls before he finally got a good idea: He… — Edward Abbey
I was like the only diverse kid in my high school, and I'm half-Puerto Rican. But yeah, I have a huge family and tons of… — Aubrey Plaza
All my family, my blood, is mixed up now. They don't even all know each other. I just hope they don't never hate or fight… — J. California Cooper
Asian Homo erectus died without issue and does not enter our immediate ancestry (for we evolved from African populations); Neanderthal people were collateral cousins, perhaps… — Stephen Jay Gould
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treasure to the world. As a… — Mark Twain
Watersheds come in families; nested levels of intimacy... As you work upstream toward home, you're more closely related. The big river is like your nation,… — Michael Parfit
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. — Bill Kelly
One of the paradoxes of our time is that the War on Terror has served mainly to reinforce a collective belief that maintaining the right… — Eula Biss
You have introduced a topic on which our natures are at variance - a topic we should never discuss: the very name of love is… — Charlotte Bronte
The Goldschmidts had joined forces with other Rothschild cousins, the Bischoffsheims, to form a banking partnership which financed the North in the American Civil War. — David Icke
The Empress is legitimate, my cousin is Republican, Morny is Orleanist, I am a socialist; the only Bonapartist is Persigny, and he is mad. — Napoleon III
It is not the rich man's son that the young struggler for advancement has to fear in the race for life, nor his nephew, nor… — Andrew Carnegie
I will jump into the river to save two brothers or eight cousins. — John B. S. Haldane
We Poor Cousins donâ€™t care at all though, exceptÂ for when weâ€™re on welfare, broke, starving, unable to buy coolÂ high-tops for our children or… — Miriam Toews
Do not look at anybody in terms of friend or foe, brother or cousin; do not fritter away your mental energies in thoughts of friendship… — Adi Shankara
Do research. Feed your talent. Research not only wins the war on cliche, it's the key to victory over fear and it's cousin, depression. — Robert McKee
My family is full of musicians, and a couple of times a year we get together and jam at my cousin's studio. We improvise and… — Gabriel Macht

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