Condom Quotes

136 quotes by 104 authors

You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms. — Henry Rollins
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as much… — Jill Shalvis
Have you ever heard of a condom? Don't Carpathians have condoms? Because I'm thinking that if you're all that worried, a condom might be just… — Christine Feehan
Theyâ€™ll have to eat first. And by the time theyâ€™re finished, youâ€™ll be back.â€ â€œWith the condoms.â€ â€œRight.â€ â€œFor the giant orgy youâ€™re convinced weâ€™re… — Karen Chance
you gotta think itâ€™s a waste ofâ€”â€ â€œRay!â€ I glanced around, but there was nobody within earshot. â€œWell, excuse me if Iâ€™m not used to… — Karen Chance
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately? — Rachel Vincent
Instead of lowering your head and copping to it like a man, you pick up the journal as one might hold a bady's beshattered diaper,… — Junot Diaz
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then… — Chuck Palahniuk
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom? — Adam Ant
You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one. — Nikhil Saluja
Not finishing what you start is like... Opening a condom and not using it. — Cv Pillay
...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! The tampon replies, When you don't do your… — Unknown Author
If abortion is murder, then condom should be kidnapper... :) — Unknown Author
Live today like it's your last day on earth. But pay your bills and use Condom just in case it's not — Unknown Author
I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one. — Vedica
Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling sick? Puking like… — Unknown Author
1+1=3 If you don't use a condom — Crystal:P
Girl: Take the condom off! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO Boy: OK but if you get pregnant then YOYO Girl: What's that? Boy: You on your… — Unknown Author
I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out. — Big Sean
Texting while driving: yolo Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO Bitches crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO — Patience

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