"They’ll have to eat first. And by the……" — Karen Chance

"They’ll have to eat first. And by the time they’re finished, you’ll be back.” “With the condoms.” “Right.” “For the giant orgy you’re convinced we’re about to have in the backyard.” “Dory! Just go!” “I’ll go with,” Ray said, getting up. “I need a snack.” Which was how I ended up condom shopping with a vampire."

— Karen Chance

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I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard. — Rodney Atkins
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I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. — David Duchovny
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When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant. — Unknown Author
That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground. — Mark Twain
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. — Jean Burden
NATO remains a military alliance, and we are against having a military alliance making itself at home right in our… — Vladimir Putin
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The best thing about being a statistician is that you get to play in everyone's backyard. — John Tukey

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