Condoms Quotes

79 quotes by 73 authors

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So… — Dustin Hoffman
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins. — Robbie Williams
Conservatives, who have presumed that the key to preventing AIDS is abstinence-only education, and liberals, who have focused on distribution of condoms, should both note… — Nicholas D. Kristof
Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on… — Bill Maher
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms. — Joycelyn Elders
I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye -… — Usher
We live in a culture in which condoms can be handed out in schools and Bibles can't. And I think that tells you everything you… — Janet E. Smith
Football is being used as a language in that project...The vital message being communicated to the boys and young men is about safe sex, the… — Roger Moore
If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those… — Barack Obama
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the… — Barbara Seaman
So-called real life has only once interfered with me, and it had been a far cry from what the words, lines, books had prepared me… — Cees Nooteboom
Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms. — Jack Barakat
I do support a sex-positive attitude for young people. Use condoms, that's important. I love the idea that promiscuity can be healthy but it's got… — Rachael Taylor
Only 3 percent of people in the DRC use condoms. — Amy Lockwood
You can hand out condoms, drop bombs, build roads, or put in electricity, but until the girls are educated a society wonâ€™t change. — Greg Mortenson
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high… — Laurie Halse Anderson
We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco flakes and cavities… — Laurie Halse Anderson

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