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- The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the…
- Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic…
- Y'all ain't nothin' but cheap condoms.
- A condoms easier to change than a dirty diaper.
- WHENM LIFE BRINGS YA CONDOMS WHY NOT PUT THEM ON ALL THE DICK HEADS OUT THERE
- If Abortion Is Murder. Then, Condoms Must Be Kidnapping.
- Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around
- If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one
- I love kids just because they are the only one who remind me to buy condoms.
- Dont use me and throw me like your condoms.
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