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• There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say… — Dustin Hoffman
• Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin
• Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins. — Robbie Williams
• Conservatives, who have presumed that the key to preventing AIDS is abstinence-only education, and liberals, who have focused on distribution… — Nicholas D. Kristof
• Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are… — Bill Maher
• Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms. — Joycelyn Elders
• I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be… — Usher
• We live in a culture in which condoms can be handed out in schools and Bibles can't. And I think… — Janet E. Smith
• Football is being used as a language in that project...The vital message being communicated to the boys and young men… — Roger Moore
• If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I… — Barack Obama
• Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go… — Barbara Seaman
• So-called real life has only once interfered with me, and it had been a far cry from what the words,… — Cees Nooteboom

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