Wearing One Quotes

14 quotes by 14 authors

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin
I just heard a story from someone the other day where somebody was beaten up by Christians for wearing one of our shirts. Of course,… — Davey Havok
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern… — Paul Rudnick
Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo… — David Mazzucchelli
You think a student leaves each week because they are out of the academy. This is just a cover up to hide serious injury that… — David Sneddon
I consider myself lucky that Sheila Johnson, the cofounder of Black Entertainment Television, didn't choose to rest on her very impressive business laurels. Her luscious… — Gayle King
(A manager) once confided in me she liked to picture in her mind's eye that every employee was wearing one of those sandwich billboard signs.… — James Hunter
Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
She spoke under her breath to Nick. "Is there a reason he's only wearing one sock?" "He puked on his foot." "Oh." She turned back… — Julie James
Will nodded toward Hadrian. â€œLook at the swords heâ€™s carrying. A man wearing oneâ€”maybe he knows how to use it, maybe not. A man carries… — Michael J. Sullivan
Nobody cares about your wardrobe, what your tie looks like, or even if you're wearing one, and I don't. — Bob Edwards
We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you… — Jeanie Wilding
If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one — Unknown Author
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Wearing One Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 14 Wearing One Quotes as follows: