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• Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin
• I just heard a story from someone the other day where somebody was beaten up by Christians for wearing one of our… — Davey Havok
• Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house… — Paul Rudnick
• Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's… — David Mazzucchelli
• You think a student leaves each week because they are out of the academy. This is just a cover up to hide… — Unknown Author
• I consider myself lucky that Sheila Johnson, the cofounder of Black Entertainment Television, didn't choose to rest on her very impressive business… — Gayle King
• (A manager) once confided in me she liked to picture in her mind's eye that every employee was wearing one of those… — James Hunter
• Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• She spoke under her breath to Nick. "Is there a reason he's only wearing one sock?" "He puked on his foot." "Oh."… — Julie James
• Will nodded toward Hadrian. “Look at the swords he’s carrying. A man wearing one—maybe he knows how to use it, maybe not.… — Michael J. Sullivan
• Nobody cares about your wardrobe, what your tie looks like, or even if you're wearing one, and I don't. — Bob Edwards
• We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well… — Unknown Author

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