Condoms Quotes

79 Condoms quotes by 64 unique authors

If Abortion Is Murder. Then, Condoms Must Be Kidnapping. — Unknown Author
I Just got finished going 2 the dentist for a teeth cleaning its important to take care of yo hygiene becuz u don't wanna tongue… — Dante
Still rocking Louis Vuitton condoms, cause I'm so fuckin in style. — Big Sean
Dear Boys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too — Miranda H
What if condoms worked 100% of the time, periodes never came, and chololate never ran out — Kenzie-ann
Dear men why do yall wear condoms that are too big, Im going to find out anyway — Treneice716
Mo money mo,problems, mo hoes mo condoms — Shaun Linen
Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around — Unknown Author
If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one — Unknown Author
*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek
Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the… — Barbara Seaman
They say let's go half on a baby, but I'm like fuck that let's go half on these condoms... — Lonniedagreat
A new study has been released disproving the myth that condoms diminish sexual pleasure for men. The study was published in this quarter's 'Journal of… — Seth Meyers
I love kids just because they are the only one who remind me to buy condoms. — Unknown Author
Condoms And Hearts When Either One Breaks, Shit Gets R E A L!! — Amit Verma
With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii
New camo condoms? She'll never see you cumming again. — Amanda Roberts
Friends are like condoms they are their for you when things get hard — Alanna Woodward (mee)
LOL @ the dude buying condoms and getting her card declined. she just got cock blocked by Visa! — Stephanie
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one time… — Kevin McCarty
Dont use me and throw me like your condoms. — Unknown Author
Real WOMEN dont need CONDOMS b'coz they ask their men for Blood check-ups but other WOMEN will coz they know that their WHORES......its NATURE MEN… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja
If doing Abortion is murder, then Is using Condoms Kidnapping? — Vishak

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