Condoms Quotes

79 Condoms quotes by 64 unique authors

You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms. — Henry Rollins
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as much… — Jill Shalvis
Have you ever heard of a condom? Don't Carpathians have condoms? Because I'm thinking that if you're all that worried, a condom might be just… — Christine Feehan
They’ll have to eat first. And by the time they’re finished, you’ll be back.” “With the condoms.” “Right.” “For the giant orgy you’re convinced we’re… — Karen Chance
you gotta think it’s a waste of—” “Ray!” I glanced around, but there was nobody within earshot. “Well, excuse me if I’m not used to… — Karen Chance
Is it a recent occurrence that women have tried to control when and if they reproduced? Absolutely not. By 2000 B.C., there was worldwide use… — Karen DeCrow
The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the… — Unknown Author
Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic… — Unknown Author
Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums, divorce, perversion, brutal… — Henry Miller
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns. — Nikhil Saluja
Relations are like condoms.. Putting it when ur r usng nd removng it after using ............. — Vishal
Lmao off — Slowly_fading
;; LOL @ this dude buying condoms, and getting his card declined!, he just got cock blocked by Visa!!! — Brittany Marcum
Can't help but laugh at this dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got cock blocked by Visa. — Brii Ann
If abortion is murder then, are condoms kidnappers? — Muz Mafuwane
Dont always buy a box of condoms whenever you with her, buy her teddy bear, chocolate or actual gift. Matured ladies appretiates gifts — Mathibela Ananias
There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This… — Hillary Clinton
I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some! — Gloria Trevi
American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for ribbed condoms sound… — Stephen King
Y'all ain't nothin' but cheap condoms. — Unknown Author
I swear I love you so much, I dont want you suckin it, questions bout condoms, I just get to duckin it, cheatin aint fun… — Dom Kennedy
Send ya to the store condoms and more jealous females call you sluts and whores — Biggie Smalls
A condoms easier to change than a dirty diaper. — Unknown Author
WHENM LIFE BRINGS YA CONDOMS WHY NOT PUT THEM ON ALL THE DICK HEADS OUT THERE — Unknown Author
They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia. — 2 Chainz

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