"So, did the costume come with a condom,……" — Rachel Vincent

"So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?"

— Rachel Vincent

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285 Quotes by Rachel Vincent

Rachel Vincent has 285 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Ask for the impossible, then settle instead for what you really wanted in the first place.
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was…
A smart woman would have shut up. Did I? Hell no. Intelligence is overrated anyway.
It's not the length of the word; it's how well you use it!
When mice run, cats give chase.
Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for…
Behind me, Marc made a soft whistling sound, clearly impressed. “That’s not standard procedure,” he said, his tone entirely too…
Most aspects of my training didn’t agree with me. There wasn’t as much bossing around as I’d hoped for, and…
Marc’s hand tightened visibly around Kevin’s fingers, his digits going white. Again. Both men clenched their jaws, Kevin in pain,…
In the office, Michael sat behind our father’s desk, clicking away at the computer with his right hand, and making…
I laughed. It was just like Owen to make excuses for someone else’s shortcomings. Even fictional characters. Owen found my…
Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.

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More Condom Quotes

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Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up… — Joycelyn Elders
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say… — Dustin Hoffman
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin
The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea - and please excuse me - that you guys call… — Emma Watson
Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV… — Ashley Judd
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins. — Robbie Williams
Conservatives, who have presumed that the key to preventing AIDS is abstinence-only education, and liberals, who have focused on distribution… — Nicholas D. Kristof
If you're going to have sex, use a condom. — Dennis Rodman
The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry… — Emma Thompson
But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some… — Emma Thompson
Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are… — Bill Maher
The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact… — Harry Styles

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