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Computer Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
- Writing. like. this. doesnt. make. your. point. any. stronger. It. makes. it. look. like. your. computer. has. asthma.
- I like my women like I like watching my porn on the computer, fucking muted.
More Computer Quotes
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- Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases. — Norman Ralph Augustine