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Aziz Ansari has 60 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
• Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
• I know my fan base is a smart group of people.
• Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy…
• So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is…
• If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights...
• Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.
• The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'
• Come cook food with me and do nothing.
• A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
• I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
• I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

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