Best Clown Wisdom

356 Clown quotes by 293 unique authors

I'm not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I've had some serious, serious problems in my life. But I've come… — John Lydon
It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense. — Marilyn Manson
By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made. — Kate Middleton
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. — Dennis Miller
I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. — Dominic Monaghan
I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments. — Jim Morrison
People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really,… — Gary Oldman
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they… — Carl Sagan
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice… — David Sedaris
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. — William Shakespeare
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have… — Charlie Sheen
Dare to wear the foolish clown face. — Frank Sinatra
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a… — Red Skelton
The drummer in my first band was killed in Vietnam. He kind of signed up and joined the marines. Bart Hanes was his name. He… — Bruce Springsteen
Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals. — John Steinbeck
'We really shouldn't look like a church.' I've heard that so much I want to vomit. 'Why?' I ask. 'Do you want your bank to… — Charles R. Swindoll
By blood a king, in heart a clown. — Alfred Lord Tennyson
I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that. — Rainn Wilson
Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown. — Rainn Wilson
Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard… — James Wolcott
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. — Steven Wright
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school,… — Steven Wright
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon) — D. J. MacHale
A wise man can play the part of a clown, but a clown can't play the part of a wise man. — Malcolm X
With blue vinyl-tile floor, pale-green wainscoating, pink walls, a yellow ceiling, and orange-and-white stork-patterned drapes, the expectant fathers' lounge churned with the negative energy of… — Dean Koontz

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