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I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. — Joaquin Andujar
Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns. — Jimmy Buffett
Somebody said they seen her heading out of town, now she ran away with a rodeo clown. — Toby Keith
Think about the fool who by his virtue can be found in a most unusual situation playing jester to the clown. — Gordon Lightfoot
I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy. — Rachel Dratch
Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be. — Big Pun
I was just a quiet kid, really. I wasn't the class clown at all. — Greg Kinnear
My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown. — Sally Kellerman
If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don't cut the… — Tom Waits
For a long time, I debated about whether I would make movies or join the circus and work as a clown. — Denis Lavant
I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers. — Christine Lavin
I suppose that I'm fairly comfortable with the clown hat on. — Nick Rhodes
You must know the difference between dissent from the Iraq war and the war on terror and undermining it. And any American that undermines that… — Bill O'Reilly
I was never into candy and games and clowns. — Harry Shearer
Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer. — Lizz Winstead
As the husband is the wife is; thou art mated with a clown, As the grossness of his nature will have weight to drag thee… — Alfred Lord Tennyson
He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things. — Benjamin Franklin
ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the _buffone_, or clown, and was therefore the ape of an… — Ambrose Bierce
Titian, Rembrandt and Goya were the great painters. I am only a public clown. — Pablo Picasso
Expression is the dress of thought, and still Appears more decent as more suitable; A vile conceit in pompous words express'd, Is like a clown… — Alexander Pope
When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on. — Heinrich Heine
Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird! No hungry generations tread thee down; The voice I hear this passing night was heard In ancient… — John Keats
I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make fun of people. — Jim Dale
Scary in the idea it could be a little overwhelming to have 70 or 100 clowns in a public space. Intriguing in that it could… — Carole King
Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real antiwar movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show his face at… — Karl Rove

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