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• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable…
• You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?
• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him]…
• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I…
• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [to Nikki about Joe] Go help that thing find its shoes so we can get out of here.
• Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no!
• Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is…
• Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do.…
• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm…
• Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear…
• Honey, folks are gonna talk about you til the day you die and aint nothing you can do. LET FOLKS TALK! it…
• Row,Row,Row,your hoe... Merily merily merily she's just a piece of meat..!

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