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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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When I was in my first year of college at Logan, Utah, I bought an old car for a hundred dollars. I…
— F. Burton Howard
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Our world was Northern, black and white, so it was a great thing for my sisters and me to sit down at…
— Tracie Bennett
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I love being home at Christmastime.
— Ashley Tisdale
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What all of us long for in our hearts, at Christmastime and always, is to feel bound together in love with the…
— Henry B. Eyring
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There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Remembrance, like a candle, burns brightest at Christmastime.
— Charles Dickens
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What a gift it would be to receive at Christmastime a greater knowledge of the Lord. What a gift it would be…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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I live with fellow speed skaters and National Team members Heather Richardson, Sugar Todd and Mitch Whitmore, and Sugar lives up to…
— Brittany Bowe
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Wow! You're brighter than Las Vegas at Christmastime!
— Daffy Duck
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I've never had a girlfriend during Christmastime. But I think the perfect holiday date scenario would be Christmas in New York City.…
— Nick Jonas
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The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
— Helen Keller
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