Cheese Quotes

540 Cheese quotes by 422 unique authors

I eat a lot, but really well. Every morning, I make a tofu scramble with soy cheese; lunch and dinner is usually a salad, with… — Lea Michele
Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco? — Andy Samberg
I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And I stole his… — Jake Owen
I just ate 20 chicken nuggets and the new chili cheese fries from Wendy's. I don't know how that happened.... — Sarah Hyland
My mom started a tradition where she makes these amazing pumpkin bars, almost like a pumpkin cake with cream cheese frosting, but its not too… — Katie Holmes
If you hustle as hard as he do- girl please, If your single and got your name on the deed, If you'd rather respond to… — Raven-Symone
Children do not play the new quote every day to write, think, and think mind becomes cheese — Mak_786
When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis
My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of… — Joan Rivers
I miss the people, the pubs, the canal, fish and chips - curry sauce on the side - cheese and nachos with jalapeno peppers in… — Colin Farrell
I Can Appreciate Coffee Without Cream, Nights Without Lights, Meals Without Rice, Burger Without cheese, But Never A Day Without Thinking Of You. — Pacifiersucker
Please don't ostracize me guys. I'm scared to admit this, I don't like cream cheese icing. — Gillian Jacobs
Foods I forced myself to try in adulthood that I now love include blue cheese, beets and pickles. And spinach. And kale. And rye bread. — Gillian Jacobs
I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary… — Fred Willard
There is always a 5 hour wait at every cheese cake factory no matter what time of day. — Justine Ezarik
With cheese being the only piece to look for our mind's peace, how can the lease of our homemade,self-created problems' cease?~Anuj Somany — Anuj Somany
Sometimes when everybody's feeding you the cheese it's hard not to eat it. — Bill Parcells
The talk game stoopid I make ya girl beat and if I show her the cheese, that's a Swiss beat — Cassius Quantrell Ellison
I'm as happy and a fat man in a sandbox full of cheese burgers — Xxemopuppet
What, cheese balls? — Honey Boo Boo Child

Who Wrote These Cheese Quotes

422 authors contributed a total of 540 Cheese Quotes, led by these top contributors: