Cheese Quotes

540 Cheese quotes by 422 unique authors

Your hands fashioned and made me my Lord. Don't destroyed me altogether now I beg you my God. Remember that you have made me like… — Glen Rambharack
There are two food groups in the world : The one you put cheese on and The one you put chocolate on.!! — Ritu Ghatourey
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . . — Rick Sutter
You are the *coca* to my *cola* You are the *race* to my *car* You are the *macaroni* to my *cheese* You are the *Wal*… — Kemis Khan
I hate how all the cheese comes off in one bite when I'm eating pizza. — Green Monk
One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, theres… — Shalini
Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk. — James Joyce
I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to… — Joe Murray
Man, I'm so tired for praying for this free shit, And being broke as some weak shit. But thank god for that Micky D's, One… — Big Sean
At age 17 addicted to ink, a rap fiend who had money dreams, my taste of fame couldn't compare to what I'd seen Them dying,… — Unknown Author
Of course I'm gonna sound suicidal when damn near everything else sounds like cheese balls. — Kid Cudi
We spend cheese, in the West Indies. Then come home to plenty cream Bentleys. — P Diddy
What they have at Chuckie Cheese that we dont have at our house, you wanna see a mouse...stand there...pull the refridgerator out the wall. — George Lopez
When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said ' you wanna see a… — George Lopez
Like the boys in blue when they come through with them boots. And they kickin down the do' and they don't care who they shoot… — Andre 3000
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch! — Kevin Hart
Peaches and cottage cheese... No this isn't a sexual thing. Keep it simple people. — Khloe Kardashian
Take they cheese, take they spot, take they keys, make my faculty live happily ever after in laughter. — Biggie Smalls
In a room full of crackers, I might cut the cheese. — Wu Tang
Dude, macaroni and cheese is the food of the gods! — Haley James Scott

Who Wrote These Cheese Quotes

422 authors contributed a total of 540 Cheese Quotes, led by these top contributors: