Cheese Quotes

540 Cheese quotes by 422 unique authors

I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer — ICarly
Two Piece, Chicken Wit A Biscuit Cole Slaw. Bitch Please. On The Side Macaroni Cheese. — Max B
Got a new Bentley but my swagger cheese. Rather be an act with a pound of trees. — Sammy Adams
Your cheese game is strong. — Tim Westwood
Taylor Gang or take a bite out of your hot pocket straight out of the microwave in the nude and have some cheese drip onto… — Taylor Gang
Now take it how you wanna, bring it how you feel, but that's how it is, ya gotta get how you live, and if you… — Unknown Author
Well you a the bun and me a the cheese and if me a the rice well you a the peas. — Shaggy
Step off let cheese cause him inna cheap class. Mi nuh call dem??. but mi scatta deep thoughts. — Aidonia
He is the cheese to my macaroni. - Juno — Juno (The Movie)
Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] — Anchorman
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.… — Anchorman
Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh. — Beavis And Butthead
We'll have two coffees and a rant meal please. Extra cheese. -RORY — Gilmore Girls
Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butthead
Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fucka! — Ralphie May
Sign the deal, thinks he's gonna make a mil but never will til he crosses over. Still filling your head with fantasies come with me,… — Cypress Hill
Pac Div, knuckle heads, nothing for you bucket heads. Got my cheese, got my lettuce, now I need my fuckin bread. — Pac Div
Look at all these O's, no, look at all these zeros. I do hella shows, I got cheese like. Hello world, hello girls, hello fans,… — Pac Div
First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get me a grilled… — Riley Freeman
You can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese! — Huey Freeman

Who Wrote These Cheese Quotes

422 authors contributed a total of 540 Cheese Quotes, led by these top contributors: